Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
If you cannot feed one hundred people, then just feed one.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.